“Attention, Keyboard Kadets!
This is Keyboard Anthony and we’ve found a secure location to send out this kommunication, but just in case our signal is jammed by the Orthographimancer, this transmission will contain four parts: FMOD, Multiplayer, Endless Mode, and Updated Pickup and Upgrade Systems.
Part 1: FMOD! Keyboard Steven That Does Audio has been adjusting our communication signals, carrying on the legacy of Keyboard Dennis That Did Audio after that terrible tragedy with a Grubby.
Part 2: Multiplayer Mode! The Keyboard Kommander, himself, has been tinkering with ways to have random people help him out on his adventures. Using the Mixer platform, you’ll soon be able to gather your friends and help the Keyboard Kommander!
Part 3: Endless Mode! Our sources say that the Keyboard Kommander, in collaboration with Keyboard Steven That Does Programming, are revealing a way to endlessly lift the curses off some zombies for minutes or hours at a time with no additional distractions.
Part 4: UI Changes! We’ve just received updated reports that Keyboard Dion and the rest of the Keyboard Kommandos have been working on UI changes so the Keyboard Kommander and his team more clearly see their objectives. We’ll have more technical details as we receive them.
Hey! The signal wasn’t hacked into yet!
OK, cool, so in our upcoming Story Mode, Keyboard Josh and myself are researching the details about the Keyboard Kommander’s two sidekicks, Trish Keene and John Keene, and how the trio intends to tackle the Orthograhi-“
There’s a loud buzz on the radio you’re tuned into before an upbeat jingle plays.
It is I, The Orthographimancer. Normally our host, Kajas, would introduce you to the Keyboard Kommander Takedown Vestibule or KKTV for short, but he’s a little… indisposed at the moment! Hah, hah, hah! Now then, dear, dear patriotic listeners, please don’t be concerned with that aforementioned broadcast. With whom do you place more trust? These rebels that go in hiding, or me? Your humble and noble Orthographimancer, herself? Why-“
“Oh, we’re live? OK, yeah, this is Keyboard Josh. Our signal was hacked, and we just wanted to end the broadcast with this: look forward to our next broadcast in the next week or two with more information. Until then, don’t believe anything the Orthographimancer says. She’s full of it! Over and out.”